Piss Alley

I'm sure some of you know the alley beside the store always smells like piss. We assume it's the party-goers and evening revellers (?!), looking to lighten their bladders after a few pints. We've all been there, when you have to piss you have to piss. But jesus H, right in the middle of the day, we catch one of our best friends wetting up the alley. What a jerk.

I'm pretty sure it's because he had just gotten this, and he thought he was thinking he was pretty tough. Now let's see the actual car you've been bragging about.